“Jizmoglobin” by Gwar Fluids

Manufacturer’s Description:

”A creamy blueberry blend with notes of nut and custard. Each bottle of Jizmoglobin is freshly harvested by Skulhedface herself..”

Statistics: Gwar Fluids “Jizmoglobin” by Mount Baker Vapor. Available in 0mg, 3mg, 6mg, 12mg, 18mg and 24mg strengths, Available in 30ml bottles , 50%PG/60%VG.

Vaping statistics: 0mg strength, vaped on a Kangertech Subtank Mini w/ RBA+, 8 wrap, 26 AWG Stainless Steel 0.40Ω coil mounted on the Smok X Cube Mini @ a range of wattages between 15 to 30 Watts.

To quote The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface and sum up my approach to reviewing liquids “How inquisitive, and delighting”, we will be having a look at Jizmoglobin in this article.

Also, this needs to be pointed out right off the bat, not a fan of the blue colour? Well, The fellows over at Mount Baker Vapor offer Jizmoglobin in uncoloured and coloured forms, as they do with Bloodbath.

The initial curious sniff at the freshly opened bottle greets the user with a bright fruity, almost tart cranberry scent. It’s refreshing and thoroughly enjoyable. This is layered with a creamy, warm custardy scent, setting this liquid up to be an absolute pleasure to taste.

Now, I must admit this right off the bat, a fresh tankful of this liquid in the tank is very unpleasant, it’s offensively synthetic tasting and if I had stopped there, It would be a very scathing review of this liquid. However, I didn’t stop there thankfully, I left this liquid to sit and steep for a while and after this, I was rewarded with a fresh cranberry taste, a surprising nuttiness on the retrohale and the entire experience is laced with the smooth custardy flavour.

Towards the end of the thankful, I am reminded of the offensive synthetic taste of this liquid however it doesn’t kill the entire flavour of this liquid. It remained enjoyable and smooth to puff away on, it didn’t catch at the back of my throat during large lung hits like most fifty/fifty mixes and remained enjoyable, although I don’t think I could enjoy this as an all day vape, the synthetic taste is the killer for me.